A friend of mine attempted to light his fart. Point of safety: If you have any hair, back there, shave it off, before you try it.
Disgusting. No likey.
YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111
Totally LOL! I tend toward midnight in Budapest, myself.
I use the Dorian Grey Special!
I declare your genius!
The Zephyr of Zanzibar, a Walla-Walla Whiff, a wedding toast waft.
The tootosphere is so thick you can cut it with a butt-er knife.
I guess Lincoln log would be a separate list.
February 09, 2017
February 27, 2018