Dumbwich Castle by Lord Birthday for March 09, 2017
What to do when you run into one of your exes You Look at my riches I am very rich now 1. stand up straight 2. look them in the face but avoid the eyes. the eyes are hell portals. 3. tell them you are very rich now. 4. apologize for lying about being rich. 5. ask how they are doing. 6. Say, "oh that's terrific." 7. Ask if they are dating anyone. 8. Say, "oh I am so happy for you. 9. Ask if they feel bad for hurting you. 10. Say, "not even a little?" 11. Close your eyes like in a drama. 12. Say, "you are a poison." 13. Drop to the ground. 14. Slither home. 15. Rejoice. person who broke your heart
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