Dumbwich Castle by Lord Birthday for February 14, 2017
9 common kissing mistakes 1. Opening your mouth to reveal a garden of Tic Tacs. 2. Whispering "Here comes Li'l Boom Boom" as you start to lean in. 3. Breathing so hard that you lay a small egg at your partner's feet. 4. Mumbling the words "You mah sweet potato" mid-kiss. 5. Keeping your eyes open like some kind of spooked newt. 6. Being so stiff that you get mistaken for a mummified king. 7. Suddenly yelling the phrase "Holy hot wings!" with your head turned skyward. 8. Licking and spitting and slobbering and blobbering. 9. Collapsing at the knees when finished, then rolling backward, right into moving traffic. Here comes lil boom boom Let's hope not
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