Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 13, 2024

Never seen a badger

We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.

Go to Wisconsin

I sit out in my garden and then a dog somewhere will bark to start the chorus throughout my neighborhood and beyond.

Apparently, Wally never learned that he is supposed to grab the badger by the butt and drag it out of its hole so it can be clubbed for stew. Chasing them away kind of defeats the purpose of a dachshund. But then I have serious doubts that Drabble can dress a badger for stew so barking to clear the area might be all Wally can do.

Wait, those are European badgers!!

OMG! It’s a badger infestation!

if it’s nice it’s a Honey Badger

So that’s why all the dogs in my neighborhood bark.

I see the doggie door from yesterday is gone.

The original “Honey badger don’t care”

www.youtube.Com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

And one of them’s doing “The Glare™”!

Badgers are terrifying.

Good dog

maybe pets nap all the time cuz they’re guarding the house all night?

Why do the badgers look like skunks?

What do all those dogs have against the University of Wisconsin?

As predicted, the doggie door had disappeared.