Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 03, 2024

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    rob.home  2 months ago

    A fake tree appeared on The Simpsons some years back. I think it was the episode where Lisa went to college, and met her English boyfriend.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Where I live I get some leaves but mostly spanish moss. I got a lot blown off the trees last weekend. I have a big pile of it and I love to burn it!

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    win.45mag  2 months ago

    That trashcan looks really slender for its height, and the rake is a childs rake, missing lots of tines. Also, they have no gutter on the house. On the flip side, he’s doing it with no leaves on the ground.

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    The Fly Hunter  2 months ago

    Fake plastic trees?

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    Aimless Melissa   2 months ago

    And fake children too.

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    carlosrivers  2 months ago

    There’s your million dollar idea Norman!

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    david_42  2 months ago

    Yesterday morning, I blew the acorns, leaves and pine cones out into the street for the sweeper. By the evening dog walk, it was covered again.

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    davidlwashburn  2 months ago

    We gave up raking 20 years ago. Let the leaves decompose and enrich the soil.

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    Just-me  2 months ago

    The leaves are beginning to turn here, but the only trees we have that turn a pleasant color are the honey locusts.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  2 months ago

    Some entrepreneur should buy used Christmas trees, doll them up, and sell them for low maintenance landscaping.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    There would be fallout.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    The squirrels would not agree.

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    dv  2 months ago

    They are all over southern California. They hide their cell phone towers with them. Norm could make some money with one in his yard.

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    EMGULS79  2 months ago

    Not fake leaves. Fake TREES.

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    shamino  2 months ago

    I’ve only seen fake grass lawns in desert cities, like Phoenix. And I approve – real lawns there consume far too much water. If I lived there, I’d probably want to use native desert plant life for my yard, but for those who want a lawn in the desert, fake is definitely the way to go.

    Of course, the Drabbles don’t live in the desert, so I have no clue why anybody there would want a fake lawn.

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    Jaythor  about 2 months ago

    Earn your keep, man-child….

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