Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 21, 2024

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ralph, “aim” a little further …… SOUTH!!!

    ;-)

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Give her a cupcake, a balloon and a cheap gift. She’ll forget about it in 20 minutes anyways

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    ddl297  about 2 months ago

    Make each balloon EXACTLY the same size, then…“OMG, Ralph, did you just place two dark pinks near a MEDIUM pink?!? Can’t you do ANYTHING right?!?”

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    So, she’ll never be your tag team partner?

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    Just-me  about 2 months ago

    You’re correct Ralph, it will be a colossal pain in the neck, but the argument would be worse.

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    Chris  about 2 months ago

    lets hope your wrong…

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    Sir Isaac  about 2 months ago

    I see your point, Ralph. Who they gonna turn to to blow up all those ballons?

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    prince valiant Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A true visionary is the hardest person to work with and if you work for one, just do what they want.

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    jango  about 2 months ago

    Okay, Ralph. Just succumb and prepare to be assimilated.

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    Queen of America  about 2 months ago

    My husband and I learned a very long time ago that as a rule, we don’t work well together. Home projects like painting? Nope. It’s better if we leave the other person alone unless asked for help.

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    locake  about 2 months ago

    If Ralph says they don’t work well together, then that is true. It takes 2 to work well together. I doubt anyone would want to work with June (?) because she is so bossy.

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    locake  about 2 months ago

    I never could inflate a balloon by blowing into it. My lungs can’t do that.

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    brick10  about 2 months ago

    Sounds like it is time for a trip to the hardware store….

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    He’s her air supply.

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    MichaelD Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Here’s where the “we work well together” comes in. Ralph blows up the balloons, she puts them in place. Ralph says he’s getting lightheaded, she tells him not to think of himself, it’s Penny’s birthday.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I hope they have a pump. Or theirs goi g to be an artery blowout.

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    Jaythor  about 2 months ago

    Just say no, Ralph. Be the man.

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    tcviii Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Is it just me, or does that flag look like a denture.

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