A not-so-subtle hint that you need to lose a few pounds, Ralph?
Donut steal our pumpkins
Yeah, why would anybody want to pay for something that is just going to sit on your front porch and rot?
Maybe if you weren’t asking $20 for what they can get at Walmart for $3 they would be trying to steal so much
Would he have done that with a pregnant woman?
Pumpkin-spiced Ralph?
Perhaps the Great Pumpkin is in that patch.
That made me laugh out loud. Middle-aged gourd gut!!
“Hey! You swallowed it!”
Yeah they want equal rights! don’t they
Looks like the salesman is packin’ too.
But his shirt indicates where to hide a pumpkin if you want to steal it.
This is profiling, Ralph.
Why?
He actually looks more pregnant than having a pumpkin hidden there. But that’s not a pumpkin or a baby, it’s all his trips to the donut shop.
June 19, 2015
jagedlo about 2 years ago
A not-so-subtle hint that you need to lose a few pounds, Ralph?
C about 2 years ago
Donut steal our pumpkins
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
Yeah, why would anybody want to pay for something that is just going to sit on your front porch and rot?
suv2000 about 2 years ago
Maybe if you weren’t asking $20 for what they can get at Walmart for $3 they would be trying to steal so much
therese_callahan2002 about 2 years ago
Would he have done that with a pregnant woman?
Ubintold about 2 years ago
Pumpkin-spiced Ralph?
cubswin2016 about 2 years ago
Perhaps the Great Pumpkin is in that patch.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
That made me laugh out loud. Middle-aged gourd gut!!
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
“Hey! You swallowed it!”
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Yeah they want equal rights! don’t they
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Looks like the salesman is packin’ too.
Diane in comics land Premium Member about 2 years ago
But his shirt indicates where to hide a pumpkin if you want to steal it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
This is profiling, Ralph.
aussie399 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Why?
Macushlalondra about 2 months ago
He actually looks more pregnant than having a pumpkin hidden there. But that’s not a pumpkin or a baby, it’s all his trips to the donut shop.