Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 28, 2022

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    pschearer Premium Member 4 months ago

    I heard a joke . . .

    What’s orange below, green up top, and sounds like a parrot?

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    A carrot.

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    Ricky Bennett  4 months ago

    I did this all the time back when I had dogs. I would knock on the table and the dogs would go nuts thinking someone was at the door.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Why you can never tell a knock-knock joke around Wally!

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    nos.nevets  4 months ago

    Biden: Knock Knock

    Trump: Who’s there?

    Biden: Not you.

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    nos.nevets  4 months ago

    Biden: Knock Knock

    Biden: Who’s there?

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    nos.nevets  4 months ago

    America: Knock Knock

    Biden:

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    dben426  4 months ago

    Patrick without a tie?

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    “Knock, knock.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “Where?”

    “What?”

    “He’s on second…”

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    donwestonmysteries  4 months ago

    Badger. Badger Who?

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  4 months ago

    ME: Want to hear a great knock-knock joke?

    NEPHEW: YEAH!

    ME: Okay, you start.

    NEPHEW: Knock, knock.

    ME: Who’s there?

    NEPHEW: ????

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    I guess Wally heard the joke.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Never tell knock knock jokes if you have an easily excitable dog in your household.

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