Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 13, 2021

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    dadthedawg  4 months ago

    The tie that binds…..

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    Lady loves a joke  4 months ago

    That’s how they ensure he’ll wear a new tie for Father’s Day.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    I seem to recall a co-worker having the same problem with a postage machine. The co-worker didn’t think it as funny as the rest of us did, but we had a good laugh at his expense.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ya knew that was coming.

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    daveoverpar  4 months ago

    Someone left the hose out in the yardI don’t think that I can take it

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    We has seen the enemy  4 months ago

    Leave it out and my HOA will fine you so fast it’ll make your head spin. We even have rules about what kind of box you can store your hose in.

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    Out of the Past  4 months ago

    Stuff like this usually follows: “I’ll be right there!”

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    timinwsac Premium Member 4 months ago

    Could be the start of a fashion trend.

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    ElwoodP  4 months ago

    I’m glad they’re going to church.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ditch the ties. I’m getting ready to go to church in my shorts and T-shirt And I will fit in well

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Atheists don’t have these problems.

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    oldsmkysyvr  4 months ago

    I’ll tell you what, folks. I tried straddling the hose ONCE when I was reeling it in and got flip smacked by the hose-end right smack dab in the ’nads. Go ahead, try it sometime.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    That’s what you get for being cranky.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    He: I thought it was a bow tie?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  4 months ago

    Is Ralph so dumb that he doesn’t realize that he can simply unwind the hose until he gets his tie free?

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