I seem to recall a co-worker having the same problem with a postage machine. The co-worker didn’t think it as funny as the rest of us did, but we had a good laugh at his expense.
I’ll tell you what, folks. I tried straddling the hose ONCE when I was reeling it in and got flip smacked by the hose-end right smack dab in the ’nads. Go ahead, try it sometime.
dadthedawg almost 3 years ago
The tie that binds…..
Lady loves a joke almost 3 years ago
That’s how they ensure he’ll wear a new tie for Father’s Day.
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I seem to recall a co-worker having the same problem with a postage machine. The co-worker didn’t think it as funny as the rest of us did, but we had a good laugh at his expense.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ya knew that was coming.
daveoverpar almost 3 years ago
Someone left the hose out in the yardI don’t think that I can take it
We has seen the enemy almost 3 years ago
Leave it out and my HOA will fine you so fast it’ll make your head spin. We even have rules about what kind of box you can store your hose in.
Out of the Past almost 3 years ago
Stuff like this usually follows: “I’ll be right there!”
timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Could be the start of a fashion trend.
ElwoodP almost 3 years ago
I’m glad they’re going to church.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ditch the ties. I’m getting ready to go to church in my shorts and T-shirt And I will fit in well
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Atheists don’t have these problems.
oldsmkysyvr almost 3 years ago
I’ll tell you what, folks. I tried straddling the hose ONCE when I was reeling it in and got flip smacked by the hose-end right smack dab in the ’nads. Go ahead, try it sometime.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
That’s what you get for being cranky.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He: I thought it was a bow tie?
JPuzzleWhiz almost 3 years ago
Is Ralph so dumb that he doesn’t realize that he can simply unwind the hose until he gets his tie free?