Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 17, 2021

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    dadthedawg  7 months ago

    …..and this glass of Guinness.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  7 months ago

    I still save the tiny marshmallows for last, whenever I have a bowl of Lucky Charms….

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  7 months ago

    I’ll have to pull out my orange shirt.

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    KelleySweat1  7 months ago

    On Saint Paddy’s Day, we’re ALL Irish! LOL

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    No Irish blood, but I still celebrate it because it’s my birth day.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 7 months ago

    He’s not the only one thinking about cereal.

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    Baarorso  7 months ago

    M’lady dont’cha know that on St. Patty’s Day, EVERYONE’S just a wee bit Irish? ;d

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    gbars70  7 months ago

    Any excuse to find a reason feed his face.

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    Bob. Premium Member 7 months ago

    Our parish priest would tell Ralph “His name is Patrick”.

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    therese_callahan2002  7 months ago

    None of the Irish pubs here will deliver corned beer and cabbage via Door Dash, Uber Eats, and other delivery services.

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    Jeff0811  7 months ago

    In school we had to wear green or suffer the consequences. Now that my wife and I are working from home, I wonder if we still have to wear green to work.

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    donwalter  7 months ago

    by golly…you’ll be bouncing off the walls like a leprechaun if you eat all of that…

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    davanden  7 months ago

    He has an Irish stomach, and that’s enough.

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    jagedlo  7 months ago

    Should just eat it straight out of the box, Ralph!

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    cabalonrye  7 months ago

    If you celebrate someone else’s birthday as if it was your own (Christmas) then you can celebrate St Patrick’s day even if you’re not Irish. So there.

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    Jim2g  7 months ago

    Everyone has a bit of Irish on st.pattys day

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    cubswin2016  7 months ago

    They’re magically delicious.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  7 months ago

    Ralph has no Irish ancestry? That’s a surprise.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yep, all it takes is a bowl of Lucky Charms and a……………glass of green beer!

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    Robin Of Loxley  7 months ago

    There are only two kinds of people today. Those who are green and those who are green with envy.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Everybody is Irish on St Patrick’s Day. “Erin go bragh”……..

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    DawnQuinn1  7 months ago

    My family are all Irish, So I am too. Begora!!

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    BigEd  7 months ago

    We celebrate for the Irish, Because of the Irish, With the Irish and because if we don’t that little Leprechaun will get mad at you and that wouldn’t be nice.

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    xrilander  7 months ago

    They`re magically delicious!

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    Tentoes  7 months ago

    But EVERYBODY is Irish one day a year!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  7 months ago

    You mean entire box of Lucky Charms, don’t you, Ralph?

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    And for the full experience, he’s usin’ Irish whiskey instead of milk.

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    MCProfessor  7 months ago

    I’ve got about 9% Irish genes. Hey, it counts.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  7 months ago

    Cause they’re magically delicious

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 7 months ago

    My daughter loves that we’re Irish. Green is her favorite color. She was so disappointed when I informed her my family comes from the ORANGE side of the island. We’re all still under “John Bull’s tyranny”.

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    Lightpainter  7 months ago

    I’ve never had corned beef and cabbage. But I’ve had Guinness.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 7 months ago

    Shamrocks have 3 leaves.

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    Ozark12 Premium Member 7 months ago

    No Irish blood, but I bought a green t-shirt that says “Who needs luck, I have charm!”

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    gcarlson  7 months ago

    My known ancestry is 3% Norman French, 97% Swedish. I claim that at least one of my Viking ancestors visited Ireland and brought home a two-legged souvenir.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago

    Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy’s Day!!!

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    pbr50138  7 months ago

    When they came out, I tried Lucky Charms. YUCK!

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