Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 23, 2019

A “red toned sigh” even from Alexis, just to add insult to injury…

How does a guy, having that much ignorance of the solar system, operate a laptop?

This just shows how dumb Norm is.

Nothing on Earth is bigger than Jupiter. However, there is something smaller than Jupiter: Norm’s brain.

Usually we get her pat answer: “Hmmmm. I’ll have to think about that one!”

At least he didn’t ask her if she was single.

No Norman, but your brain is as empty as space!

There are 15 towns in the world named Jupiter, all of them have places larger. It would be better to just freeze Alexis and use it as a hockey puck.

Uh… Jupiter is much larger than Earth, Norm!

Norman should be locked in a closet to protect the rest of the world from his stupidity.

Alexis should have said… “face-palm”.

Hey Alexis!! Is there any comic strip college student character any dumber then Norman Drabble?

Please tell he’s not going to reproduce.

On second thought I think we’re safe, he’s not smart enough to.

Trump’s ego is far larger than Jupiter.

Just goes to show, when you make something idiot-proof, nature will produce a bigger idiot.

Maybe he’s referring to Jupiter, Florida.

Just recently I watched several YouTube videos of people asking others simple questions and getting bad answers (Like Jay Leno’s Streettalk or whatever it was called.) Stuff like “How many states are there?” “52.”

Not about to spend money on a talking machine. If I want to know something I don’t I look it up.

Trump’s ego…

Now, Norman is going to go and ask his father…..

Given there are several companies called Jupiter as well as towns people have mentioned there are actually quite a few things on Earth bigger than Jupiter depending on which Jupiter you are referring to. Alexis should have suggested a disambiguous page to clarify which Jupiter Norm is asking about.