Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 18, 2019


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    juncarlo  2 months ago

    Come on Ralph, express yourself. Don’t be quiet.

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    rekam Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yeah. Tell her that’s not what Express Lane means. Loud and clear!

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    Alondra  2 months ago

    You can at least set your stuff down on the counter Ralph. And then say “I haven’t got all day!”

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    therese_callahan2002  2 months ago

    This reminds of a shopping trip from many years ago. There was just one woman ahead of me, but her cart contained enough groceries to feed an army!

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    gbars70  2 months ago

    This is a limiting rule that has never been enforced.

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    HappyDog Premium Member 2 months ago

    And can I write a check for $50 over the amount? Let’s see, where did I put that checkbook? Do you have a pen?

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    jagedlo  2 months ago

    Why I try to find a lane that is empty when I go shopping!

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    Known Pedant  2 months ago

    These old guys can be a pain….wait! I’M an old guy!

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    JudyHendrickson  2 months ago

    sounds familiar must be Walmart!!!

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    CYGNUS X1  2 months ago

    I would like to EXPRESS your lack of Express lady!

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    sarahbowl1  2 months ago

    That’s why I go shopping early to avoid crowds!

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    Perkycat  2 months ago

    I don’t think she feels this supermarket is very super.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    There’s something to be said about shopping on-line.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Is Madonna singing Express Yourself on the muzak?

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    Ginny Premium Member 2 months ago

    Every time I go to the store I end up behind someone with 40 items or 40 coupons, the which are usually examined and/or refused by the checker. So – I use the grocery delivery service which brings it all into the kitchen and sets it on the counter. 99% of the time it works beautifully and I don’t have to stand in line at checkout or haul the groceries home and into the house. Do prefer to buy produce myself. though.

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    sid w  2 months ago

    This is cute, but why is he standing next to an empty belt, holding his groceries?

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    MichaelDrabnis  2 months ago

    The joke is it’s the EXPRESS LANE and she is expressing herself…

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    trotus1979 Premium Member 2 months ago

    To steal a line from another comic strip, decades ago: “Some people turn the Express Line into the Snail Trail!”

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