June: We need to repaint our living room, Ralph!
June: The color is dated! It's old and ugly!
Ralph: What do you have against old and ugly?
June: Obviously nothing because I married you!
The snow melted fast.
To be fair, both of them were younger and comelier when they were courting.
or at least younger
Same goes for him.
The color is old, ugly, and changing — it’s orange, then purple, then orange again.
Ah, yes; 54, single, no kids, never been in a relationship; and I’m all for keeping it that way! Yep, whole different set of rules whenever you get into any kind of a serious relationship; let alone when you get married, or bring any kids into the world!
Plus it changes color from orange to purple to peach. A little disconcerting.
Punch her in the throat!
June 19, 2015