Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 02, 2015
Ralph: $200,000,000??!! Maybe I should buy one! Smart Ralph: Don't do it, Ralph! Gambling rarely pays off! Dumb Ralph: $200,000,000??! You'd be crazy not to buy a $2 ticket! Smart Ralph: Wait, it only costs two bucks?? Dumb Ralph: Buy a thousand tickets to increase your chances!