June: I hear it!! It's coming! It's coming!! Oh, please stop here!!
Norman: Mom sure gets excited when she hears the UPS van!
Ralph: It's the adult equivalent of the ice cream truck!
All together now:
“Well the Wells-Fargo wagon is a-Comin’ down the streetOh don’t let it pass my door!”
The only thing missing is the Mr. Softtee tune.
I did that yesterday! I was expecting a couple of packages to be delivered today (since yesterday was Memorial Day) but I heard the beeping of the delivery person’s machine once down the hall (I live in a condo) and then once again much closer to my door. My eyes got all big and my lips turned up in a huge smile with anticipation. Seconds later they knocked on my door and by the time I opened it, I had two beautiful Amazon packages at my doorstep.
Is that the buzz of an Amazon drone?
Mike G: Unless you include those for whom they refuse to serve such as schools or police protection – but even there, the government is increasingly emulating the private sector.
Maybe Honeybunch gets turned on with those UPS guys in their tight, brown shorts!
June 19, 2015