Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 23, 2014
Man 1: Chocolate-covered old-fashioned! Ralph: Hey, how's it going?! Lady: Waffle cone with vanilla and peanut butter! Ralph: Hi! Nice to see you! Man 2: Number three combo, hold the onions! Ralph: Wassup! I hate bumping into the local fast food employees when I'm out with my wife! June: Should I bother to ask how your diet is going?