Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 31, 2011
Ralph says, "Forget it, Wally. Staring at me with those big, sad eyes won't make me share my pretzels!" Ralph says, "Cocking your head real cute like that won't work, either!" Ralph says, "Oh, for cryin' out loud! Here!" Wally says, "Dogs practice this stuff when you people aren't home!"