Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 12, 2008
March 11, 2008
March 13, 2008
Transcript:
"Fellow mall cops, some of our crime-fighting techniques have come under scrutiny" MALL COP HEADQUARTERS MEETING IN PROGRESS KEEP OUT! FOOD COURT "Therefore, we will no longer be using the 'mall cop restraining device.'" "Aww!" "The good news is, if anyone can get Mr. Smith out of it, he promises not to sue!"
