Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 19, 2006

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Farmer Fred's Pumpkin Patch "We've come to Farmer Fred's Pumpkin Patch every October since I was a little kid!" "I'll never forget the time years ago, when Dad hid behind the scarecrow and yelled 'Boo!'" "I was so scared, I began hyperventilating and Mom made me breathe into a paper sack!" "Actually, Norm, that was last year." "I had nightmares until Labor Day!"