Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 24, 2004
Transcript:
"Our graduation address will be given by Ralph Drabble." "Mall cop academy 2004 Graduation Ceremony" "I'm sure you will find officer Drabble's remarks enlightening and his jokes hilarious!" "Officer Drabble!" "We've has a slight change in the program. Instead of ten minutes, we need you to talk for an hour!"
…and you waited until NOW to tell him…