Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 26, 2002
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?In order for me to run for Student Body President, I need a letter of recommendation from a respected member of the community.? ?You?ve come to the right place, Troy?? ?Being a professional mall cop, my endorsement carries a lot of weight!? ?So does his patrol car!? ?My wife?s a comic, did you know that??