Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 02, 2000
?Hello! I?m Ralph Drabble ? fellow V.I.P.? ?Hello. I haven?t seen you here before.? ?Oh, uh, well?that?s because I?m usually invited to sit in the owner?s private luxury suite!? ?Excuse me?I?m getting a little hungry!? ?You brought your own food??? ?I may be a V.I.P., but I?m not about to shell out four bucks for a hot dog!?