Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 13, 2000
?Ralph, don?t take such big bites!? ?Your sandwich isn?t going to run away! Don?t inhale it! You?re liable to choke to death!? ?If you took smaller bites, you?d enjoy your food a lot more!? ?Honeybunch, telling me how to eat is like telling Sammy Sosa how to hit home runs!?