Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 03, 2000
?In preparation for the y2k disaster, I stored enough food down there to last an average family for one year.? ?Unfortunately, Norman has already eaten all the ?Cheetos??? ?And I?m ashamed to admit that I just polished off the beef jerky and ?Pop Tarts?!? ?Ralph, what are you saying?? ?For lunch tomorrow, we?re going to eat the cat!?