Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 22, 1999
Transcript:
Ralph: Honeybunch, I've been invited to attend a pro wrestlers convention in Portland! What fun! A weekend of banquets and seminars! June: Seminars? What kind of seminars? Ralph: Inciting crowds, how to conceal foreign objects, the art of distracting the referee... It sounds great! The only bad thing is, spouses are not invited! June: Oh, darn. Snap.