Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 10, 1999
June: Ralph, that faucet you fixed in the upstairs bathroom is still leaking! Penny: Daddy, Patrick's been calling me a fender-head!! Patrick: Have not!! Norman: Dad, I inadvertently parked in a tow-away zone today. Can I borrow $160? Ralph: Welcome home, Ralph! Good to see you! How ya' doing? Fine! Thanks for asking!