Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 29, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: Here's my laundry, honeybunch! I made sure to leave a pack of gum in my shirt pocket! Hee hee! June: Great! Then I can spend all day picking gum out of the clothes and the washing machine, like I did the last time you left gum in your pockets!! That was the worst day of my life! Ralph: I guess it's best not to even joke about certain subjects!
What a shrew. Horrid, horrid woman.