Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 03, 1998
Norman: I'd like a small diet cola, please. And, if it's not too much trouble, could you add a splash of regular cola, please? Waitress: Uh... OK! Norman: And also a teensy bit of root beer and some lemonade and a little orange? Waitress: Yes! Norman: Is it my imagination or are food servers a lot grumpier than they used to be?