Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 09, 1996
Transcript:
Patrick: I, Ralph Drabble, do solemnly swear... Ralph: I, Ralph Drabble, do solemnly swear... Patrick: That I will not do or say anything... Ralph: That I will not do or say anything... Patrick: That will embarrass or bring shame upon my son Patrick. Ralph: Right. Patrick: I hate "back to school" night! Ralph: I crossed my fingers!