Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 04, 1996

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Ralph: Good work, Norm! We caught the campus mugger! Norman: Dad, why are you here?? Ralph: I was worried about you being a safety escort. I thought you might need some help! Norman: I had the situation under control! I could've handled that mugger all by myself! Ralph: Norm, you fainted! Remember? Norman: Yeah, but believe me, when I came to, I was going to give him a stern lecture on citizenship!