Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 03, 1996

Transcript:

Ralph: Here I am, spending the day in bed because I'm depressed that Patrick isn't doing well in little league. I thought I was more mature than this! I can't believe what's happened to me! Since Patrick signed up for little league, I've turned into a big goofball! June: That's not true, Ralph. You were already a big goofball!