Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 04, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  2 months ago

    ”Uh… so what do I do?”

    “You sign the license and fax or email it to us as an attachment.”

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    I hope something will happen to cancel the nuptials with that parasite!!!

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    snsurone76  2 months ago

    Their “vows” will be as phony as their webcast!

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    GaryCooper  2 months ago

    Return To Sender, I hope.

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    Katsuro Premium Member 2 months ago

    Remember when we still called that button “Return” and not “Enter”?

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    eced52  2 months ago

    I thought this arc was dumb the first time around and my opinion hasn’t changed.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  2 months ago

    I think she’s still deluded over the ‘our friends’ she pretty much torpedoed most of her relationships when she abandoned mike and zeke knows more bill collectors than friends

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    Michael Helwig  2 months ago

    Is this really a thing?

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    jtburgess Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ah the Old Days before zoom.

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    epaphus8  2 months ago

    “Return” is definitely the wrong concept when talking about remarriages.

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    rasputin's horoscope  2 months ago

    Scot’s out of it- he wants to keep his marriage win/loss stats at least 50%.

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    RonaldByrd  2 months ago

    The more vitriol toward Zeke I see, the more I start wondering just how much of it he’s really earned…

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    thegreat.gildersleeve  2 months ago

    I don’t believe any of this is really legal this way …. the couple getting married needs to go to the registry office to get a form, physically give the official that form and once filled out, it must be filed at the registry…….. I don’t believe faxing or e-mailing is a valid option

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    ktrabbit  2 months ago

    That takes care of the ceremony…what about the reception?

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    Eric S   2 months ago

    Are you sure he CAN bless you? I mean come on, you’ve been living in sin with a person you broke your original vows with in an adulterous relationship. If anything, that’s a CURSED union.

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    FRITH RA  2 months ago

    Get a zoom, you old fogies!

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    I’m pretty sure there’s an app for that.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  2 months ago

    Is this a sign of things getting more complicated or simpler?

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    RonaldByrd  2 months ago

    Ultimately, Zeke proposed to J.J. because he thought Alex wanted him to and he wanted to please Alex because he genuinely wants Alex to like him. That’s got to count for SOMETHING.

    I suspect that Zeke just doesn’t “get” that Alex would, among other things, hold a grudge against him stealing her Beanie Babies. I mean, from Zeke’s perspective: “Hey, she got ‘em BACK, didn’t she? All’s well that ends well, man.” In Zeke’s world, you can SHOOT a man and it’s let bygones be bygones if the money’s good.To paraphrase Popeye, Zeke is what he is. Just like the rest of us.
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    drivingfuriously Premium Member 2 months ago

    I remember when phones looked like phones.

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    “You bless us and hit ‘return’!”

    I doubt that he wants a “return” to what happened after that “first” time.

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    brick10  2 months ago

    My customary fee is still $500.

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    Don’t forget to e-file the marriage license application.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Bless us”

    “Why, did you sneeze?”

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    fourteenpeeves  2 months ago

    Dr. Phil should marry these two

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