Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 28, 2023

Doesn’t Jeff have to be old enough to get in the bars and clubs that DiCaprio likes to go partying? Jeff wasn’t even 16 when this arc ran.

Its weird seeing Jeff pre shades. He has the haircut but not the true symbol of his @$%%# bonafides

Good medical care isn’t everything when you have lots of perks. At least that’s how the young probably think.

Health insurance might come in handy

And run interference for ghosts in closed-down mental institutions.

Plus letting your boss have the last place in the lifeboat.

Looouser

See, no medical. No way. :)

Leo can’t even troll for his own models?

“Trawl.” Unless the job actually involves Internet comments of the nastier variety.

This has to be post-Titanic and pre-Django.