Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    You knew her past when you married her; can’t act all shocked and hurt now.

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    Yontrop  3 months ago

    Didn’t we establish that “Trent is here” yesterday? Why does she seem surprised?

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    Petercowen  3 months ago

    Peanut Butter & Chocolate. Who knew?

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    Susan00100  3 months ago

    To quote Sophia on THE GOLDEN GIRLS: “Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy—and so are you in anything backless!!”

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    Darsan54 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mike, let it go. She married YOU.

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    cmerb  3 months ago

    I want to see some TLC and soon : )

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    Kabana_Bhoy  3 months ago

    Mike knows how to pick them.

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    RonaldByrd  3 months ago

    I’d think that “old boyfriends” would be only a sub-category of “people from her past.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well, on the plus side, the competition doesn’t have him.

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    gantech  3 months ago

    During our engagement, my then soon-to-be wife approached me one day with an uber serious look on her face. She told me in a quiet voice that she had a very important question to ask me. I got way nervous, expecting that I was going to have to give an accounting of past girlfriends and sexual encounters. I nodded, swallowing hard and said, “Okaaaaaaay….” And then she sprung the question on me:

    “Do you like cats?”

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    txmystic  3 months ago

    Mike’s insecurities make my teeth itch…

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    this is summerdog  3 months ago

    I hope she got a clean bill of health before she married Mike.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Maybe she should be running a headhunting operation.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Like Penny from “The Big Bang Theory”. There are some very funny lines about her “past”. I think my favorite is:

    Mary Cooper: “You think maybe the reason why you’re having trouble finding a guy to settle down with is because you’re letting ’em ride the roller coaster without buying the ticket?”

    Penny: “Oh, they don’t always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups”.

    ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 3 months ago

    Shades of “Best in Show.”

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    In other words, it was a railroad station between her legs

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    cripplious  3 months ago

    Mike might be a liberal but he has a conservative mindset about women in his life.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    They didn’t call her sure thing for nothing.

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    Back to Big Mike  3 months ago

    At least, she didn’t say "Which one?’

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    Twocat  3 months ago

    last panel,,, nice save Kim

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    198.23.5.11  3 months ago

    You can pump carbon monoxide into the garage and he won’t smell a thing.

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    this is summerdog  3 months ago

    I wish I could carry off a tube top. I might get more out of life than what I have.

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