Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 15, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Zeke, go do whatever you want to bride #1.

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    79nysv  4 months ago

    Back in the water for Zeke.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    There’s a reason for that, Zeke.

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    mnexplorer+  4 months ago

    And, you won’t.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 4 months ago

    And she didn’t get a chance to slap the idiot. Zeke, that is, not Chris Rock.

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    Susan00100  4 months ago

    You MIGHT get a chance to dodge Mike’s fist!!

    But I still hope it makes contact to your big mouth!!

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    Punch him in the face.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  4 months ago

    Zeke, the only object your lips are going to touch is a fist. Here is why: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/can-you-get-an-std-from-kissing

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    LawrenceS  4 months ago

    Or a glass of champagne with poison. The champagne is for making Mike’s second marriage possible. The poison for running the barge into the ship and trying to ruin the start of the second marriage.

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    sueb1863  4 months ago

    Throw him back into the drink!

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    daddo52  4 months ago

    Not going to either, Zeke

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    saywhatwhat  4 months ago

    Why isn’t he back in the water yet?

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    Mugens Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think I’d be more surprised if Zeke didn’t ask that.

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    nicka93  4 months ago

    This is where Mike should knock him back overboard.

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    nicka93  4 months ago

    Somehow Zeke and JJ will end up wherever Mike and his bride decide to go.

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    Meanwhile, since there was a collision and one boat sank, I’m wondering why the Coast Guard isn’t lined up at the punch bowl.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Okay, I don’t care if anyone thinks I’m a red neck, that there gets Zeke a punch in the mouth.

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    prrdh  4 months ago

    Zeke always brings a lot of class to any occasion. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong kind of class.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  4 months ago

    O. M. G.

    I’m afraid to see what the next strip will bring. Maybe this is the end of the story arc and Zeke won’t get the chance.

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    Snolep  4 months ago

    JJ may be the one to punch him.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Zeke, you weren’t invited.

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    mfrasca  4 months ago

    Zeke is trying to invoke his imagined privilege of primae noctis.

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    gantech  4 months ago

    Zeke, it wasn’t enough to horn in on one of Mike’s brides, now you have to have the other one too?

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    this is summerdog  4 months ago

    This wedding venue must have cost a small fortune.

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    kauri44  4 months ago

    Once again I’m surprised that J.J. stays with Zeke. I really gave that relationship two weeks, tops.

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    Ravenswing  4 months ago

    And the bride hasn’t punched you in the nuts yet, Zeke. Count your blessings.

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    MartinPerry1  4 months ago

    Mike doesn’t have to do a thing. J.J. will take care of this for him.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Is it too late to throw him overboard?

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  4 months ago

    can we put him back in the water?

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    denirwin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh Hell No!!!

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    198.23.5.11  4 months ago

    And they honeymooned in Capri(pants)

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    ndblackirish97  4 months ago

    Zeke is just asking for it. Where’s Will Smith when you need him.

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    Local 574 Premium Member 4 months ago

    What a POS!

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    I take it he won’t be slipping her the French

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    Ren Rodee  4 months ago

    STD’s, or even more important SDT!

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    brick10  4 months ago

    Back over the side Zeke!

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    Squoop Premium Member 4 months ago

    Guess I was wrong when I thought uncle stupidhead couldn’t possibly get any sleazier.

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    Dooley 425  4 months ago

    Back when Trudeau used his talent properly.

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    Eric S   4 months ago

    Pick Zeke up, and toss him back overboard where he belongs

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    jrankin1959  4 months ago

    Slug him, Mike… or, better yet, let J.J. do it.

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    sparky12358  4 months ago

    Did Zeke and JJ meet on a corner in Winslow, AZ? He seems like that type.

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    lesannc Premium Member 4 months ago

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    salunga  4 months ago

    NowI’m wondering where Alex will stay while the ‘rents are on their honeymoon?

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    ElVez2  4 months ago

    Excuse me while I puke and dieExcuse me while I zip my fly…..they both work

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    And Mike threw Zeke overboard.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member 4 months ago

    Gak.

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    bakana  4 months ago

    And, if he Tries to Kiss the bride, she’s going to “Alter” his anatomy with the Cake Knife.

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