Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 30, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Maybe Zipper should look into graduate school.

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    eolan59  over 2 years ago

    Yeah but Don Jr usually ends up trolling himself

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    STEPUP  over 2 years ago

    Zipper needs to donate his partially formed brain to science, like right now!!!

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    dadoctah  over 2 years ago

    They used to say “we live in a country where anyone can become President”. Now they have to add “and it serves him right”.

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    Aspen_Bell  over 2 years ago

    I’m so glad Zonker still talks to plants (like he has since Oct. 21, ’74) and they talk back.

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    He needs to find something with less competition not more competition.

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    FionaMessenger  over 2 years ago

    Going by the Yelp reviews when one of them doesn’t get free stuff, aren’t influencers just monetised trolls?

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    Judeeye Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Donny jr. is truly a chip off the old orange blockhead.

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    JohnCL  over 2 years ago

    I don’t know which is the more depressing; the growth of social media “influencers”. or the explosion in the so easily influenced.

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    salunga  over 2 years ago

    So now Zonker is the adult in the room? Amazing what time will do.

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    jakko1  over 2 years ago

    Isn’t Don Jr. sensitive and nice? Didn’t he kill those lions with only one shot?

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    Don Jr. has the advantage of cross species breeding.

    A New York sewer rat and a human female.

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    notjimothy  over 2 years ago

    Green thumb! Plants talk to anyone with green thumbs.

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    summerdog  over 2 years ago

    I love to see the plants pouring the love on their boss who loves them back.

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    j.l.farmer  over 2 years ago

    yeah, it’s not working very well for Don Jr. every time he trolls someone he is immediately shot down for his moronic comment.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is Zonk “trolling” him? I think he is. Though, it could simply be constructive concern. Perhaps a bit criticism. Sorry, it’s getting harder and harder to be snarky with all the professional trolls out there.

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    Nyckname  over 2 years ago

    Not, “Mornin’, buds.”?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 2 years ago

    Don Jr. commits treason professionally but he snorts cocaine amateurishly…….

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    Cincoflex  over 2 years ago

    I sometimes think Zonker is Walden’s biggest success story.

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    COL Crash  over 2 years ago

    I only listen to Influencers that aren’t into it for Fortune or Fame and try to do it just to make Society and the World a better place for us all to enjoy this wild ride.

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    alexius23  over 2 years ago

    I appreciate why Trudeau has mostly retired. That doesn’t mean I don’t miss getting a new series of daily strips

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    drycurt  over 2 years ago

    Hmmm. Is there a market for cannabis flower honey? Asking for a friend.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    You can only monetize trolling if you are already nationally recognized as a jerk.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Also, if you’re too sensitive, stay away from comic-strip comment sections.

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    Monchoxyz  over 2 years ago

    Talking to plants can be terrifying. Especially when they talk back.

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    Don Jr can troll because he had an empathomectomy when he was 7. You have to have a certain minimum number of permanent teeth for it to work properly.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    Trolls use to live under bridges, where any self-respecting troll should, but most have relocated to the internet.

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    cherns Premium Member over 2 years ago

    To make this strip perfectly meta, we need some comments from our own GoComics trolls. Billy, Muddy, pals, where are you?

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