Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 25, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Duct tape and Benadryl in the milk.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Duke tape .

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ask Red Green!

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    kaffekup   about 1 year ago

    “If it doesn’t move and should, WD-40.

    “If it moves, and shouldn’t, duct tape!”

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    It was Dexter’s best friend, too.

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    wmwiii Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Charles Dickens has nothing on this guy.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Probably few that can’t be created by it, too.

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    RonaldByrd  about 1 year ago

    Contemplating who Duke might have learned that from, and how he learned it, is disheartening in itself. :-|

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    mattro65  about 1 year ago

    My kids are like me, they view duct tape as the eighth wonder of the world. They use it all the time.

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    MD Bear Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Duke is under consideration to be head of ICE in Trump’s second term.

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    DavidSharp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I love Doonesbury, but reading this in 2020 I’m having a hard time finding it funny.

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    admiree2  about 1 year ago

    Duct Tape: “It does more than just cover that dashboard light that will not go off. Get some today!”

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    babka Premium Member about 1 year ago

    blue duct tape, like the tape binding the young girls trafficked as described by Clockwork Orange “Model Agency My Foot” Degenerate T666p

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    bbenoit  about 1 year ago

    Once had two “open marriage” coworkers. Bragged in the breakroom how well their infant daughter slept. Just a few ounces of beer added to her day’s last bottle. Child services showed up the next day..

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    bryan42  about 1 year ago

    I think this particular incarnation of Duke was modeled after my mother’s third, or was it her fourth, husband.

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    rugeirn  about 1 year ago

    How do you control 35 kids? Ask any teacher who works for some of the more overtaxed school systems. Class sizes over 30 are bad but not uncommon.

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    TexTech  about 1 year ago

    Duke is going to need a sizeable chunk of that 50K to pay off the state agency that certifies residential child care facilities.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Rarely is Duke so right and so wrong at the same time. It is his trade mark all the same.

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    prrdh  about 1 year ago

    There are few problems of any sort that can’t be solved with duct tape. Just ask Red Green. (Speaking of whom, is there any chance his middle name is Blue? That would be so cool.)

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    Only adult children call him “Uncle Duke”. Families with small children call him “Uncle Restraining Order”.

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    summerdog  about 1 year ago

    This storyline is dark, but funny at the same time. A nice entertaining idea to keep us tuned in.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It was actually found that the one thing duct tape isn’t very good for is……yes, taping ducts.

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    EdmundBabe  about 1 year ago

    And chainlink

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 1 year ago

    Duct tape is the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together.

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t trust Duke with a child mannequin, much less a real child. I’d rather apply the duct tape to him. Mounted over the fireplace would be good.

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