The creditors will contact Duke’s bank before they contact the authorities.
Sounds like a snow job to me.
He may be overlooking the physical evidence as well.
Sad, but true. Those who you owe money are the ones most “concerned” about you at any given time.
Never let reality mess with a perfectly good scheme.
Interesting that he thinks he still has creditors who expect timely payment…
If you ever feel like nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments.
OK,so I cheated last night. I went back and read the whole story. Not gonna say anything, except that I was completely wrong yesterday. What actually happened is way funnier.
Let’s see … Duke, dynamite, and an avalanche … what could possibly go wrong?
And the cabin might be crushed by the tons of ice and snow.
The Flaw in his plan is when the Avalanche takes the Cabin and carries it all the way to the Bottom of the mountain.
His Tunnel won’t “Stretch” to the new location.
Not to worry, he’s got lots of friends in his head.
Or don’t those count?