Did you check under your bed?
Check the toilet, there’s always a stash there.
Only two kinds of dealers: those that need a forklift, and those who don’t.
So normally Duke smokes 2300 lbs of hemp every weekend?
Or as Captain Jack Sparrow would say: “Why is there never enough rum?”
Um, isn’t hemp the strain that doesn’t get you stoned, but is great for making things like clothing and paper?
I don’t normally feel bad for Duke, but she could’ve at least left him a pound or two.
Wait until Duke finds out what Honey did. And for humanitarian reasons.
Is it even humanly possible to smoke over a ton of grass in two days!?!?