I hope he doesn’t need to be changed.
We’ve all heard of regression, but this is like devolution…
Did they have any more kids? I don’t think so, and I don’t blame them!
They could call Ozzy’s Mama
Zonk is totally clueless about his parent’s economic situation.. remind you of anyone?
“I love debt. I’m the King of Debt.”
— Trump, 2016
“The U.S. is sitting on a time bomb.”
— Trump on national debt
“Yeah, but I won’t be here.”
— Trump, 2017, when national debt crisis explained to him
He’s the son they raised so they have only themselves to blame!
did this arrested development happen all over America at a certain point? spontaneous devolution? flip side of the 100th monkey?
“If your legs aren’t broken, they will be in a minute!”
Simple solution: keep no food in the house. Sneak out for meals while he’s looking for it.
When my son would come home he would say I get to revert because I’m home, I would say okay when are you leaving
Approaching his 60s, Zonker is now a king of Colorado Cannabis.
All I can say is: You raised him! (or sort of raised him).
OH JEEZ ! This is sick.
Raised him? Yep, but that has little bearing on how his brain works. Great parents don’t guarantee great kids
If the strip were set today, the parents could cancel their internet plan. That would drive him away.
They need 1-800-INEEDASPINE
Change the locks, pull down the shades, and don’t answer the phone. He’ll eventually get the idea.
No, there is no hotline for “Stupid Enablers.” There was, but it broke.
Best thing to get rid of him is to start making out in front of him.
The perilous consequence of the words “You’ll always be my baby boy”!
Time to get rid of the problem, you son who is using and abusing your passivity.
The Hotline is the Douchebury exterminators.
And, forever after, Mom poured a little bit of Pee into ever drink she served him.
Tough love time?
May 03, 2017
August 28, 2017