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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 06, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    I hope he doesn’t need to be changed.

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    Argythree  4 months ago

    We’ve all heard of regression, but this is like devolution…

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Did they have any more kids? I don’t think so, and I don’t blame them!

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    dmdip  4 months ago

    They could call Ozzy’s Mama

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    redkaycei  4 months ago

    Zonk is totally clueless about his parent’s economic situation.. remind you of anyone?

    “I love debt. I’m the King of Debt.”

    — Trump, 2016

    “The U.S. is sitting on a time bomb.”

    — Trump on national debt

    “Yeah, but I won’t be here.”

    — Trump, 2017, when national debt crisis explained to him

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    StewS2  4 months ago

    He’s the son they raised so they have only themselves to blame!

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    babka Premium Member 4 months ago

    did this arrested development happen all over America at a certain point? spontaneous devolution? flip side of the 100th monkey?

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    Plods  Premium Member 4 months ago

    “If your legs aren’t broken, they will be in a minute!”

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    awcoffman  4 months ago

    Simple solution: keep no food in the house. Sneak out for meals while he’s looking for it.

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    rlaker22j  4 months ago

    When my son would come home he would say I get to revert because I’m home, I would say okay when are you leaving

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Approaching his 60s, Zonker is now a king of Colorado Cannabis.

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    MEPace  4 months ago

    All I can say is: You raised him! (or sort of raised him).

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    ClarkKent46  4 months ago

    OH JEEZ ! This is sick.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Raised him? Yep, but that has little bearing on how his brain works. Great parents don’t guarantee great kids

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    chfabbro  4 months ago

    If the strip were set today, the parents could cancel their internet plan. That would drive him away.

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    sew-so  4 months ago

    They need 1-800-INEEDASPINE

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    Ginny Premium Member 4 months ago

    Change the locks, pull down the shades, and don’t answer the phone. He’ll eventually get the idea.

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    dogday Premium Member 4 months ago

    No, there is no hotline for “Stupid Enablers.” There was, but it broke.

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    basicallystupid15 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Best thing to get rid of him is to start making out in front of him.

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    the1951hapster  4 months ago

    The perilous consequence of the words “You’ll always be my baby boy”!

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    Night-Gaunt49  4 months ago

    Time to get rid of the problem, you son who is using and abusing your passivity.

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    joeysmith  4 months ago

    The Hotline is the Douchebury exterminators.

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    bakana  4 months ago

    And, forever after, Mom poured a little bit of Pee into ever drink she served him.

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    scoutmaster77  4 months ago

    Tough love time?

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