Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 28, 2017
Woman: How does your girl do so well, Rosenthal? It's not like she grew up in an Asian family. Mr. Rosenthal: No, but we've been raising her like an Asian child. Woman: Aha! Like how? Mr. Rosenthal: By teaching her the value of discipline, hard work, and respect for elders. Man: Oh. Woman: But doesn't that give her an unfair advantage? Man: Yeah, this is America, Rosenthal!