Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 2017
Trump: This place is unbelievable... what a dump! What a tremendous, incredible turnout for my address! Like no one would have believed-- even me! Aide: Yes, sir. Trump: And in horrible, disgusting weather! Just didn't matter! They came in massive numbers, like totally unprecedented, okay? Aide: Yes, sir. Trump: I heard there were two million people, which is incredible! CNN probably had me at four million, but CNN's so dishonest, who knows? It could've been six million! Or more likely, eight... all of the beyond excited, like totally crazy excited, because we're going to make America great again, like never before. Aide: Yes, sir. Trump: Okay, so I'm bored. Schedule another victory lap? Aide: Way ahead of you, sir. Car's waiting.