Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 02, 2016
Austin: Hi, this is MyFacts! How may I reinforce your bias? Voice: Yeah, I"m calling about that Kenyan... Austin: I'm sorry, sir, but our birther line has been discontinued. Hi, you've reached MyFacts, home of bespoke personal data! How may I support your worldview? Jimmy Crow: Yeah, I need to argue that there's rampant voter ID fraud! Can you help? Austin: Absolutely, sir. But since there's no actual record of such anywhere in the country... we'd have to build your case from scratch. Jimmy Crow: Whatever, fine! Austin: Okay, then, let's get started! Would this be business or personal? Jimmy Crow: Both! And it's a rush! Judge: Mr. Crow? Hello? Your evidence?