Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 11, 2016
Donald Trump: I should just skip these briefings... Nobody knows more about foreigners than me! I married two of them! Narrator: The daily CIA briefing at Trump Tower. CIA: As to Ukraine... After the shelling of Staromikhailovka, Pushilin told Izvestia that Kiev, not Donetsk, was in violation... Trump: Like I could possibly care! CIA: Our assets in The Kremlin confirm a tilt away from the Minsk Agreements. Trump: Blah, blah, blah, blah... CIA: ...prompting an extension of EU sanctions, which we assess likely to extend beyond January 2017. Trump: Please make it stop! CIA: ...depending on any subsequent breaches of security in... Trump: Boooring! CIA: Sir? Trump: Look, can't you just send all this directly to Putin?