Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 10, 2016
Donald Trump: Whoa... I feel another position coming on! Where's a mike? Folks, many, many, many people say to me, "Mr. Trump, we love your positions! You're always winning with your beautiful positions!" Well, guess what! They're right! Nobody has taken more positions than me, okay? Nobody! Check the record! Unbelievable, right? I have twice as many positions as other politicians, okay? That I can tell you, if you want the truth... just so you understand... in all honesty... believe me! Okay?