Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 13, 2016
Zonker: Another shipment out the door! Ain't the grower's life grand? Zipper: It sure is, Uncle Z! Uncle Zonk? You heard about Marley? Zonker: Marley Natural? What about them? Zipper: They're finally in the game. We're up against the big boys now! They only launched in California, but it's just a matter of time before they come after us! How can we compete with a world-famous brand like freakin' Marley? We can't! We're done! Toast! They'll crust like bugs! Zonker: Uh-huh... tell me, Zip, what're you doing right now? Zipper: Me? Sampling their product. Zonker: There's your problem. Zipper: D-oh! It's made me paranoid! How evil is that?