Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 24, 2015
November 23, 2015
November 25, 2015
Transcript:
Mark: Hi, this is Mark Slackmeyer, coming to you from Lafayette Park with a special live broadcast of "Urban Home Companion." Right now we're talking to Alice P. Schwartzman, a member of the homeless community. Alice: "A member of the homeless community?" I like that! Kind of a contradiction in terms, but it sounds classy. It conveys a little dignity, a sense of quiet respectability. Elmont: Alice! Tell him nothing! I served with this guy in ancient Egypt! Alice: Is that right? Did you know Shirley MacLaine, too?
Elmont is as old as he looks.