Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 25, 2015
Mike: She's about to bug me... Kim: Mike? Mike: I knew it. Kim: Hello? Done anything about that mole on your neck, Mike? Mike: Nah, hasn't gotten worse. Kim: Uh-huh. You know, I ran into Dr. Cole recently. You know what he told me? He said the wives of his male patients have saved more lives than he has! Their husbands either believe they're immortal or are afraid they'll find out they're not. Mike: Incredible. Kim: What? Mike: The Seahawks! How can they... Kim: Your appointment is 9:30 tomorrow.