Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 13, 2015
Zonker: Could there possibly be a better career? Such a good fit! Voice: Hey, gay person! Mark: Who, me? Voice: Yeah, you! Voice: Been a big year, right? All the excitement over gay marriage? Mark: Yeah, I guess it has been pretty awesome... Zonker: But along with attention comes pressure, no? Mark: Zonk? Where's you come from? Zipper: Yeah, sometimes it must seem overwhelming! Zonker: For moments like those, wouldn't you like a premium cannabis product to take the edge off? Zipper: Well, you're in luck! My uncle and I are proud to announce... Z+Z Bud! Voice: The artisanal dope especially formulated for the gay stoner! Z +Z Bud-- you won't be sorry! Mark: Gay grass? Voice: Safe for transsexuals, too! Try it today!